On the first day of this cold, I only managed to shoot 3 out of 14 tissues into the trash basket from the bed.
On the second day, I got 5 out of 20 in.
Today, I sunk 14 out of 27 tissues.
If this trend continues, I'll be ready to try out for the WNBA by the end of the week.
Excuse me while I go blow my nose.