Farming is hard work.
If you run "hand lines" you have to move dozens of heavy irrigation pipes by hand.
Twice a day for six months a year.
While you dream of riches untold.
But if you don't strike it rich by the time your 65 birthday rolls around...
...at least you can laugh about it while you eat carrot cake with cream cheese frosting.
Happy birthday father-in-law. :)